Volume 7, Issue 3 March 7, 2001
...In May, we hold our annual elections and in June, Rod Rentrop, our membership chairman, has planned a get-together of some kind for prospective members with the club members and families.

In August, we help with the Dixie Youth World Series being held at the Maplewood baseball complex. We will give you details when we have them.

Until next time, let’s keep working together.

CHARLIE


SPONSORED YOUTH CORNER:

KEY CLUB
The Key club has been extremely busy. They did a walkathon and are reading to 3rd graders at E.K. Key Elementary. They will go to convention in Biloxi at the end of this month. They also elected new officers. I will give you the names when I find my list. Thanks Key Club for all that you do.

BUILDER’S CLUB
Sherry Sharp has been active with LeBlanc and the Reading is Fundamental program at D.S. Perkins.

INTERNET WISDOM:

Mom at work!!

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

   

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.

   She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day

when you come home from work and ask me what in the world I did today?" "Yes" was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

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